Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Gay proof your son before it's too late!

I was just browsing through a few fellow bloggers blogs and came across a link to this insane article written by the baptist church for their on-line magazine. These guys must be smokin crack!

Anyway it's called

Is My Little Baby Going to Go Gay?
Handy Homo Prevention Tips For Concerned Parents With Suspect Toddlers

this site gets my WTF rating of 5/5
(wtf meaning "what the fuck" if you don't know already)
check it out by clicking here

There are many other interesting articles on the site. I especially enjoyed the "Kristian Kids Korner" where youngsters can enjoy reading stories on such topics as

Why Did Jesus Have Long Hair Like a Homo?
If the false images of Jesus with long hair are a stumbling block for you, then just tear them out of your Bible.

Does Jesus Watch Me Go Poopy?
Jesus knows that toilet time is also a dangerous time for young ladies like yourself – filled with horrid temptations of the flesh. After all, this – along with shower time – is one of the only occasions when True Christians™ have a legitimate reason to be briefly touching their filthy sex parts....

Learn How to Report Mommy and Daddy to the FBI!
It is now easier than ever for Christian children like you to turn your unsaved parents in to Federal authorities.

Learn About the Dangers of Pokemon
Did you know that the Japanese created Pokemons (pocket demons) to distract you from the Lord Jesus Christ?

and it seems the secrets out for all you gay folk shaking hands!

The homo handshake

click here to learn to spot a gay boy!

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

My STi!!

I finally bought a new car last weekend! Subaru Impreza WRX STi ver.5 sweeeet!!! I found it on yahoo auctions a few weeks back and had been trying to get in contact with the dude with the help of good mate/fellow drifter/fellow WRX owner Stu, but hadn't had too much luck. Eventually I got an email from him with his details but he lived in Nigatta prefecture (about 3 hour drive from here). So we organized a time to go look at it as there was no way I was gonna buy it before checkin it out first. As it was our first time to Nigatta, Haruna was stoked to have a look around and we also took Jet to the Aqua Marine park, kinda like a Underwater World/Sea World with out the rides type deal. He had a ball going around to every tank and banging on the glass.

So took it for a spin and loved it, but every time I put my foot down the dude was hanging onto the door and looking like he was going to soil his pants. It's in sweet condition and the engine sounded sweet thanks to a new HKS exhaust and Blitz blow off valve. The body kit is by Chargespeed, riding low on 17" Advan's and neon under kit which I haven't played around with yet. The yellow graphics on the sides will probably come off pretty soon and first thing to do will be to swap my DVD player into it from my other car and get a crankin stereo set up. Will be picking it up this Saturday so will put up some better pix shortly.

Sunday, February 18, 2007

English lessons that make ya go WTF!!!

Some of the weirdest shiz I've seen in a long time! Will have to try this teaching method in my next class.

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Kimono clad chix!

Did some photos last month for my Boss's daughter for her Coming of Age day (first Monday of Jan). This is a traditional thing held each year for people who have just turned 20. They all get dressed up in traditional gear and get a little crazy as its also the legal age for drinking over here. Anyway heres a couple of the pix I took showing the traditional get up.

weekend of Boarding and Bathing (´∀`)

We took Jet for his first onsen on Saturday at Takayu to the hot spring I often visit. He had a ball splashing around and eating snow in the out door section.

Also went snowboarding two days in a row. The first on sunday was in horrendous weather! Driving up the mountain towards Minowa (where we used to work) was almost impossible due to the insanely strong wind, snow and ice pushing the car in the opposite direction. Conditions at the ski resort weren't any better. I met Masa my old student and mate from Canon. It was freezing cold and the snow was stinging our faces as we were boarding, on top of that my nose wouldnt stop running from the weather and a cold I still have and my goggles kept fogging up making already crap visibility even worse. Driving home was another mission also. The road had iced over by this time so had to crawl most of the way down the mountain. Near the bottom just as it looked to be drying up a bit I spotted a 4wd parked upside down on the edge of the road. Pretty bad day to go boarding but still a bad day on the slopes is better than a good day in the office!!

The next morning I woke up to perfect weather. It had just been snowing heaps the day before and now there wasn't a cloud in the sky and zero wind. Luckily I have Saturday-Monday most weeks off so after a quick mail out to a few mates only to find out they were all working or busy I decided to go again by myself. This time it was perfect. Great view for hundreds of miles, no wind. So I cranked up some tunes on my trusty iPod and away I went for the next 4 hours with most of the mountain to myself as everyone else was at work hahaha. "fully choice bro!"